Friday, May 13, 2016

Funny definitions of corruption by some Nigerians.

Adorable and brilliant Nigerians defines corruption as:

Chidinma says; when you pay some amount of money for a job offer and 40% of your salary was deducted.

Odiri says: When you buy gala, and there's no beef inside.

Nuel says:
When bank debits your account without any notification.

Donald says: When you use bra to package small boobs to make it look big.

Harry says: Nigerian with British accent.

Obiora says: When global oil price sells for $40, and you hike the price by 60%

Maccus says: When you download new released movie on internet.

John says: When you have #1500 airtime on your phone, and you still flash your Guy who have only #35 airtime.

Ebenezer says: When you hear your girlfriend want to pay you a visit and you rush to buy indomine and egg, something you've not tasted for 2 months.

Nancy says: When you buy something for #1000 and sell it for #10 000.

Philip says: When your children fly first class but your ministers fly economy.
Mayor says: When your vulcanizer says naija tyre is better than imported ones.


Let's hear your own view. What's your definition of CORRUPTION?






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