Joke of the day!!

An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an airplane. Lets do it, she verbalized ok. They went to the airport and after much bargaining with the owner of an open top plane, the pilot/owner verbalized,
I’ll take you and your wife for a ride. If neither one of you yell or scream during the ride; it's free, otherwise it’s $50.00 each. The geriatric man asked his wife, honeys are you sure you can ride in the plane without yelling or screaming. She verbally expressed I'm sure I can Joe. So they acceded to take the ride.

 The pilot got them up in the air and endeavored to get them to scream or yell, he was flying upside down and doing cartwheels up in the air. When he landed he looked back at the geriatric man and verbalized, wow I can't believe it neither one of you screamed or yelled. The geriatric man verbally expressed, it was hard not to scream but I virtually did when my wife fell out of the plane.