Are Nigerians this bad?
ANGEL: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: what have they done again this time?
ANGEL: Evreything! They dont listen to instructions, they dont obey traffic rules, they don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient about everything; infact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell.
(calls the devil) Hellooo Luci.....(Satan picks)
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, please call me later; there's an issue i'm trying to resolve.
(10minutes later)
GOD: Hellooo Lucifer!!
SATAN: Your Lordship, please i'll call you back. The issue has turned into a serious crisis oooo!
(an hour later)
SATAN: Hello your Lordship
GOD: What is going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians i have with me in hell ooo (he stammers); they...., theyyy..., they have quenched the fire in hell and..and...and even installed air conditioner...
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